jp morgan: AI Opportunity and Trump Probe?

Alright, JPMorgan's out here saying AI isn't a bubble, but an "opportunity." Oh, really? An opportunity for who, exactly? Because last time I checked, every "opportunity" Wall Street shoves down our throats ends up lining their pockets while the rest of us are left holding the bag. AI isn’t a bubble but rather an opportunity, JPMorgan’s Erdoes says.

The Cookie Crumbles... or Does It?

Let's be real, this whole cookie notice thing is a joke. They pretend like we have a choice. "Adjust your Cookie preferences at any time," they say, with a straight face. Give me a break. Who actually reads that crap? Nobody. We just click "accept" so we can get to the freakin' article. It's all designed to wear you down and make you complicit. And then they track every damn thing we do online, selling our data to the highest bidder.

It's like they're building a digital panopticon, one cookie at a time. And we're all just rats in the maze, happily munching on the cheese while they watch us from above.

But hey, at least they're giving us "personalized content," right? Personalized ads for crap we don't need, based on data they stole from us in the first place. What a deal!

And don't even get me started on the "Social Media Cookies." They track your activity outside of their services? What the hell? It's like they think they own the entire internet.

Debanking and Deplatforming: The New Normal?

Now, Florida's AG is launching a probe into JPMorgan over this Trump Media "debanking" claim. Okay, I'll bite. On one hand, it's tempting to say "good riddance" to anything Trump-related. But on the other hand... this is a seriously slippery slope.

If banks can just shut down accounts because they don't like your politics, where does it end? Today it's Trump Media, tomorrow it's some small business owner who donated to the wrong campaign.

This ain't about Trump, it's about power. The power to control the flow of money, and therefore, the power to silence dissent. And that's something we should all be worried about, no matter what side of the aisle we're on.

I mean, offcourse, it's always about the money, isn't it? Florida AG launches probe into JPMorgan over Trump Media ‘debanking’ claim

Then again, maybe I'm just being paranoid. Maybe JPMorgan had legit reasons for cutting ties with Trump Media. Maybe. But color me skeptical.

So, What's the Real Story?

It's the same old song and dance. Corporations pretending to care about our privacy while they're selling our data for profit. Politicians grandstanding about "debanking" while they're cozying up to the same corporations behind closed doors. And us, the suckers, stuck in the middle, trying to navigate this digital dystopia. Ain't that a kick in the head?